Who knew that Paul Bissonnette is the NHL’s Universal Bobblehead Model‽
The Lowell Spinners - Class A Short affiliate of the Boston Red Sox - honored the memory of the AHL’s late, lamented Lowell Lock Monsters, by ostensibly distributing Johnny Boychuk bobblehead dolls to the first 1,000 ticket-holders at Thursday night’s game.
You may wonder, then, why I have bestowed, upon my own Johnny #Bobblechuk, the hybrid name, “#Bizchuk.” Well, because, although the bobblebody is clad in “Lock Monster” red, and mounted on a platform labelled, “Johnny Boychuk,” the face, in fact, is that of none other than @BizNasty2point0.
Talk about your novelty manufacturer’s shotgun weddings! Was it necessary to kit-bash overstock #BizNasty belfries with Boychuk frames? Surely, a 3D printer could’ve cranked out 1,000 legitimate #JohnnyNoggins, with regulation “#Bluechuk” eyes!